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I shouldn't really need this, but here goes, a little informal disclaimer.

This site uses language and verbiage that may or may not be suitable for children under the age of 16, the same age limit as that for engaging in sodomy, pushed by the Sodomite Party of Canada. Really, this issue affects all of us, so if you're offended by this site but NOT offended by the actions of the Tyrantosaurus Rex Doug "I Broke Ontario" Ford and Little Stalin Justin "Castro" Trudeau, you've gotta ask yourself:

Do I really want some Soylent Green for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

After that, just fuck off and do what you do. Unless you're a fat potato,
..in which case, just go get fried, or baked.. like your brother. You motherfuckin' asshole.

Remember, we've still got pitchforks,
jackass.

And here's the main disclaimer for all you people who need to be spoon fed.

This is an all-too-real parody using humour and impropriety to report upon the real-life actions of the Tyrantosaurus Rex genus in Canada. Covfefe Operations + Intelligence is protected by Charter Section 2, and ALL sorts of Fair Dealing & Usage exceptions to the Copyright Act. Shall we play a game? I dare you to try, because I doubt you can SLAPP this, and we'll likely have to go counter on you and your shifty brethren. Be civil.

Most (if not all) content copyrighted works are used by virtue of the Fair Dealings and Usage provisions of the Canada Copyright Modernization Act (2012) and subsequent amendments. As such, if you've got concerns and wish to prevent us from educating the public about the rampant Predators in Canada, you are welcome to contact us or serve us a really poorly constructed Notice of Action. After this, we will destroy your arguments, or lack thereof. Capiche? You're welcome to try, even as our expression protected by Section 2; but if you do, please remember that the door you just opened to countersuit remains unlocked, you big fat man.

Got a complaint? Use the Feedback form. Wanna sue the Covfefe? Get in line, or use the Lawsuit form, and we'll give you details for service of claim. You better have a good lawyer though, because we will invoice you for wasting our time.